AegisZero

Splinter Splinter was a rat, Master of the five turtles. One bad-ass rodent. Cassette Master of the tape, Soundwave: top Decepticon, Ruler of 8-track. Radial A radial clock MacGuyver's great solution For his next escape.

They have disapeared! Who took my glorious shoes?!    -Not I said the cat.

Delicious Pop tarts. Don't leave 'em in the toaster,    They'll burn your house down    My octopus hands: A short haiku by Aegis-    And now it's over    It's disturbing when My roommate talks in his sleep    About chicken suits