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Published: Nov 3, 2006

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Literature Text

Delicious Pop tarts.
Don’t leave ‘em in the toaster,
   They’ll burn your house down

   My octopus hands:
A short haiku by Aegis-
   And now it’s over

   It’s disturbing when
My roommate talks in his sleep
   About chicken suits

I think I've become a one trick pony.... Giddy-up giddy-up yeeha and whatnot.

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switchbladeserenade

I like the last of the three the best. I once had a dream I was filming a remake of Star Wars: A New Hope, only using chickens instead of humans....